*Note to quotes readers: I have no idea what episodes these quotes come from. They were just in the pretty color pictures section of the book, which of course is the only section I look at. *Sheepish grin*
*Another note to readers: This spontaneous X-Files post has NOTHING to do with the recent X-Files film. I saw it. It was boring and it didn't even have aliens or even anything supernatural really. It was disappointing, sorry Chris Carter.
"I don't know about you guys, but I'd be checking my shorts for cake." - Mulder
"Scully, Skinner's calling me from a bubble bath." - Mulder
"Wow. He's really gone Hollywood, huh?" - Scully
"Totally" - Mulder
"Is that your flashlight, Mulder, or are you just happy to be lying on top on me?" - Leoni/Scully
"These particular serpents actually were serving evil? Are you gonna type that on our travel request?" - Scully
PS note: Does anyone REALLY care that David Duchovny has a sex addiction? I mean, isn't there something WORSE that he could be addicted to? Like drugs or killing people or carnies? Besides, I feel like this sudden shedding of light into his sex life can only help Californication's ratings. Or maybe he is just one of those silly method actors...